If alcohol labels told the truth.
this is literally the greatest post on tumblr
this post was sent from heaven
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i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset
Wait, what do you mean Twilight and Twinklight are different things?
I don’t think any of you understand how hilarious Edward Penishands is.
He has two giant dildos that start at his forearms.
At one point he tries to eat spaghetti with them.
It’s possibly the best scene from any movie ever.
XXX-Files, just saying. xD